Into a Bar
Fritinancy with a meme from alt.usage.english: “bar jokes that hinge on fine points of grammar, punctuation, and linguistics.” Some of my faves:
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, planning to drink.
The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
A spoonerism balks into a war.
A snowclone walks into the mother of all bars.
A superlative goes into a bar none.